He was just scrolling the timeline… then boom, lost on the Moon.

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BRETTMOON isn’t an astronaut—he just threw on a space suit and hit a button.
Now he’s floating in space like it’s no big deal.
No roadmap, no drama—just one clueless legend that somehow became everyone’s favorite.

They say every time BRETTMOON orbits, someone’s Wi-Fi crashes.
Wallets go missing.
Balances randomly go up. No logic.
No explanation.
It’s just... BRETTMOON.

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Tired of rules? You’re in the right orbit.
No bosses, no structure—just raw, unfiltered vibes.
Join us and proudly say:
“Yeah, I’m part of this beautiful mess.”

© 2025 BRETTMOON.